Do you crave more confusion ?
Email if you want to buy the mug. Yep... you can find my email address if you are determined.
"We strive to provide content that leads nowhere, wastes time, and encourages you to browse elsewhere."
- Steve Driver, CEO
THE GOOD
Order the mug... or don't. We really don't give a crap.
This website was crafted specifically to allow us to have a place to put buzz words and other useless crap. You can order a related mug if you like. You will have to email us to get it. So stop sitting there, get on with it. Can you find the email address ? Have you read the terms of use of this website ? perhaps you should.
The mug is not a very fancy item. In fact, some previous people who have ordered have provided feedback such as 'boring', 'average', 'rubbish' and 'not worth the cost'. Of course these people did appreciate the true nature of the mug... which you may discover if you order. But be wary, we may take forever to reply, charge you a heap, and be quite rude in our emails. But its all part of the service.
THE BAD
Providing cyber solutions for an agile environment. Some of the things we love to sprout on about include:
- Blockchain transactions
- Corporate Bingo
- Artificial Intelligence
- Machine Learning
- Machine Forgetting
- Easy on / off
- Non-stick SDD RAM
- Hyperbolic trasistory values
We will be sure to over promise, and under deliver. We're here to help you plunge your processes into total disarray.
THE UGLY
We take digital transformation seriously and can bill you for time wasted on things such as:
Contact:
Mr Steve Driver - CEO
22 Acacia Avenue
South Perth, WA 6151
steve.driver@fobzwonkle.net (if you’re serious, see the Terms and Conditions)
Mobile : +61 (0)491 570 110
Skills Summary.
Corporate consulting and general shenanigans.
Process review and refinement.